Paganism and Reality

I'm a little weird astrologist for I learned it thru book form first but then learned much more by knowing where the planets were at all times and observing everything during that time.. I noticed things like people have allergy problems when the planets were in Virgo.. or that people cry more when the planets are in water signs.. my son used to always overfill his diaper overnight whenever the moon was in Pisces... Or people get suspicious and paranoid when planets are in Scorpio.. When the planets go thru Sagittarius people start talking about religion and travel more.... Moody when the planets go thru Cancer and a desire to be home and/or with family(also more crying)... People talk and gossip more when the planets go thru Gemini as well as smoke more and bite their nails. In Leo, people want to play, get attention, party, and sometimes be over dramatic...In Taurus people like to eat and shop more....During the Aries season, people are more egotistical, selfish and impatient.. And then there is the Holidays- Its kinda weird that we celebrate dressing up scary and blood and gore during Halloween when the planets are going Thru Scorpio-the sign of death.. we give thanks (thanksgiving) and we sing "it's the most wonderful time of the year.." decorate and get ready to celebrate Christmas when the planets travel thru Sagittarius.-sign of religion,optimism and travel.(Why were the 80's so distinct and special? Because Uranus and Neptune were traveling thru Sagittarius during that time... why are selfies all the rage now? Because Uranus is in Aries, the sign of the self.. why is being introverted being looked at differently now days? Because Neptune is in Pisces-( I know it well, got Venus conjunct Jupiter in Pisces in my chart )   Or we celebrate Valentines Day when Venus and other planets travel thru Pisces, the most loving and understanding sign,  We celebrate the Fourth of July when the planets go thru Cancer, the sign of home (we are celebrating where we live)  Or during the New Year, when the planets go thru goal achieving but sometimes depressed sign of Capricorn... we set goals or "resolutions"  All the days of the week are named after pagan gods and ruled over by certain planets- Sunday the Sun, Monday, the moon, Tuesday Mars, Saturday- Saturn, etc... We celebrate Easter ( the rebirth ) in spring when the 1st sign Aries comes into focus...So people don't realize they are all following pagan rituals all the time... We celebrate religion and the birth of Christ when the planets go thru Sagittarius, the SIGN of Religion... I could say more, but have said too much